myself and mydog

[myself and mydog]

[rogueshipagogo]

does the spider noir fandom refuse to actually read his comics and just be like ‘oh i think This is what he looks like under the mask’ every time they draw him without it bc they dont want to admit that he looks like an emo edit of milo thatch from atlantis

[rogueshipagogo]

someone reblogged this like ‘i bet he doesnt look like milo’ well i hope you’re ready to be the wrongest you’ve ever been

let noir look like a nerdier, angrier peter b. stop erasing what a dweeb he is

here’s a bonus hot noir from eyes without a face so you guys can see how even when he’s Sexy, he still looks like a clown

[myself and mydog]

[sandersstudies]

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Dogs.

[sandersstudies]

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

[rinofwater]

The sky

[sandersstudies]

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

[roman-flair]

Super Mario Bros.

[sandersstudies]

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

[samsjammaam]

John Mulaney

[sandersstudies]

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

[pleaseletthisjimbetaken]

Omfg

[fainsworld]

Pokemon

[sandersstudies]

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

[all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me]

OP

[sandersstudies]

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

[myself and mydog]

[fangusklot]

overwatch in its life time so far : never ending discourse and incomprehensible lore retcons

TF2 : 

[myself and mydog]

[bogleech]

the creator of bayonetta discovered yesterday that some random twitter user accused him of making bad games

[myself and mydog]

The Muppets (ABC) continuity error:

[vicholas]

In The Muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”, Fozzie Bear comments that “When your online profile says ‘passionate bear looking for love,’ you get a lot of wrong responses.” He quickly corrects his wording and says “Uh, not ‘wrong.’ Uh, just wrong for me.”

This directly contradicts the following exchange from the “The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz”, considered by everyone to be the single most canon Muppet movie of all Muppet movies:

[myself and mydog]

[therestlessintrovert]

Repeat after me: I am allowing myself to live joyfully in spite of the unresolved emotions and problems that I cannot change.

[myself and mydog]

[pwapboi]

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

[wallcrawler-exmachina]

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

[wickedwitchshaming]

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere

this is worse

jade how did you manage to make this worse

[necromatador]

But centaurs DO have 3 body parts.  Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen.  Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.

Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.

[digital-umbras]

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR”

- Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

[pwapboi]

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

[myself and mydog]

[sweetiesugarbird]

Slo-mo birb sounds like a weird adorable dinosaur

[sweetiesugarbird]

Hey remember this? It’s funny

[myself and mydog]

[mint-bees]

Im about to pass out from exhaustion but i just had a really bad realization so hear me out on these facts

- alphys based her understanding of humans off of anime Which is why mettaton looks like that tm

- in order for mettaton to speak he needs a voice using like a program with vocal sounds in it

- monsters get most of their technology from humans

- there is only one voice generator program that comes to mind that could realistically have been in the piles of trash alphys gets her anime from

Conclusion: it is extremely likely that mettaton sounds like a pitched down hatsune miku SIRI SEND POST

[badgertablet]

i detest that because it’s probably canon 

[myself and mydog]